Innerspace DimX

The Midnight Article "Need A PC With Unlimited Power? We've got the scoop!" was written by u/sovereignrk and posted on r/MidnightPaper.

The text in the Article was as follows:

'''NEED A PC WITH UNLIMITED POWER? WE'VE GOT THE SCOOP!'''

A new PC from one of our favorite tech companies here at The Midnight Paper just hit the streets and is already all the rage with hackers, crackers, gamers, black hats, white hats and really anyone who can get their hands on one. The Innerspace DimX is the first trans-dimensional computer available for consumer purchase.

The specs you ask? Well, let us tell you:

Processor | Innerspace Typhoon ∞ (∞ GHz, ∞ Cores, ∞ Threads)

Operating System | Whatever you like

Graphics | Innserspace XTRAD ∞ GB

Storage | ISD (Infinite Storage Device)

Memory | IDR 1

I know many of our readers are scratching their heads while reading those specs, but let us enlighten you! The DimX has infinite power because our friends at Innerspace have figured out how to harness the power being generated by computers that are running in dimensions outside of our own! With this baby, there is nothing you can't do! Simply touching the chassis you can feel the power surging through you. Just imagine, no game you can't play, no task that is out of reach!

You may be asking yourself, "what are the moral ramifications of such a product?" Rest assured, universes are infinite. Innerspace ensures that only a slight amount of power is taken from only as many universes as is necessary for the task at hand. So, dear reader, your use of this beautiful machine will not cause the death of any high technology societies near or far. Who could ask for more?

So, for those of you who have actually received a copy of this edition (we know you guys are positing some of our content here and there on the internet, tsk tsk) simply leave a slip of paper with the quote "give me the DimX!" wrapped around $3,000 (what? you thought something like this was free?) and within 5 days you can unleash the power of the gods!

Thanks to our friends at Innerspace for another wonderful product!

Description:

The Innerspace DimX is an Object-Type Oddity with the anomalous quality of being able to "harness the power being generated" by computers running in other dimensions. How it is able to do this, exactly, is unknown, as is how it was built or how it is able to have specs with infinite power.

The article continues to state that any "moral ramifications of such a product" are nought because "universes are infinite" and "Innerspace ensures that only a slight amount of power is taken from only as many universes necessary for the task at hand."

The very fact that the Innerspace mentions "moral ramifications," the infinite nature of universes, and that "power is taken from only as many universes necessary for the task at hand" is suspicious. It is possible that using the computer for a massive task would mean that an equal amount of power would be taken from as many universes is necessary. What would happen if an infinite amount of power were needed for a gargantuan task and what that would mean for the universes selected to power that task, is unknown.

The way the computer chooses what universes to take power from is also unknown, as is whether the act of taking that power is limited only to computers in those universes or from natural sources of energy, such as a galaxy's sun or a planet's core.

Innerspace:

The company "Innerspace" is apparently a tech corporation who has made various products and has established a relationship with The Midnight Paper itself. What other products from Innerspace might be out there is unknown at this time.

Purchasing Process:

The process of buying an Innerspace DimX is certainly strange. A prospective customer would need to write a note stating "give me the DimX!" and wrap it around $3,000. Where they would need to place this payment package is not known, but it might be possible that the simple act of following Innerspace's directions would ensure that the payment will be taken by them and the DimX will be delivered to the customer.