Impregnating Sex Toy

The Midnight Article "RECALL FOR ÎMAI" was written by u/Roblox838 and posted to r/MidnightPaper.

The text of the Article was as follows:

RECALL FOR ÎMAI Îmai dildos have been recalled because several of its users have been made pregnant despite not having sex with anyone.

********* ****** ***** commented this when we interviewed:

"I was enjoying myself very often, but I found something kicking inside me one day. I looked pregnant. But I did not sleep with anyone." Ambulances were later called when ********* ******* ***** had blood spill out of her ******.

The Îmai company strongly recommends returning them to the store where they were bought as soon as possible in order to not have any more cases like ********* ****** *****."

Who was this "********* ****** *****" person? Only the writers of this newspaper know, and I don't know who they are.

Description:

"Impregnating Sex Toys" are Object-Type Oddities. They appear to be regular, phallic sex toys (known as dildos). However, when used by a woman, they have the unintended and unexplained consequence of getting the user pregnant.

Effects on the body:

The Impregnating Sex Toys in question appear to work as intended, but seem to discretely excrete some kind of substance that makes female users pregnant. It is not known exactly what the toy does to impregnate its users, whether it excretes some sort of artificial substance with manufactured sperm, or actual human sperm housed within the product itself, is not known. Both of these possibilities raise more questions than provide answers, and both are equally horrifying.

Some time after using the product, a woman will begin to feel "something kicking inside of them" and will "appear pregnant" despite not engaging in sexual intercourse. The Article does not explicitly state this, but, given how the female victim reacted with surprise, it is possible that a pregnancy caused by this product is much more discrete than a regular pregnancy. Indeed, the female victim did not mention any of the early signs of pregnancy, such as morning sickness, discomfort in the breasts, fatigue, nausea without vomiting, bloating, food aversion, etc. It appears that the first symptom she noticed was the baby itself kicking and moving about inside her womb. The mention that she "looked pregnant," could be an indication of rapid bloating, most likely caused by rapid growth of the fetus.

Once the fetus has developed, the female victim will begin to bleed profusely from her reproductive organs, with the woman mentioned in the article having had an ambulance called for her due to the excessive blood loss.

What became of this woman, or her child, is unknown.

Origin:

The Impregnating Sex Toys were manufactured by a company known as "Îmai" and are most likely available for sale in all manner of stores (sex stores, online market places, etc). The Article mentions that the company urged their customers to return the "faulty" products to the stores where they were purchased as soon as possible.

The Article does not elaborate exactly what kind of company Îmai is. However, given that there are all manner of companies that manufacture these kinds of products, they are most likely either a manufacturer of consumer service products (such as razors and other grooming devices, massage devices, sleep masks, etc) or strictly a manufacturer of "intimate" products.

The origin of the company and the designer of the product is a complete mystery, but, given how they were quick to implement a massive recall of their product, it appears that Îmai functions like a real company. They worry about the image of their brand and their public relations, otherwise they would not have recalled their product or issued a statement urging users to return the products in their homes.

Fetus:

The Impregnating Sex Toy appears to actually have the ability to inseminate a female user and fertilize an ovum within her womb. Whether a woman must be on her period for this to happen, or if the toy itself is able to force a woman's ovaries to release an ovum, is unknown. However, given the fact that most women's periods are uncomfortable, it is possible that they would not be using the product during their period of ovulation, and thus, the toy forces that upon them suddenly.

What kind of life form develops after a woman's ovum is fertilized is not known, as it it is not mentioned in the Article. However, given the suddenness with which the victim began exhibiting symptoms of advanced pregnancy (a baby kicking), it is possible that, whatever is growing inside female users is growing at a greatly accelerated rate.

Shorty after the woman realized she was pregnant (most likely a few weeks after using the product), she began bleeding profusely. This bleeding may be caused by the baby's rapid growth, and it actually damaging the woman's insides in order to accommodate its accelerated growth. Presumably, if the baby continued to grow, an emergency caesarean section would be the best option to save the woman's life.

Any descriptions of the newborn are unavailable, but, given the strange nature of the artificial, forced insemination that brought that life into existence...one can only imagine what kind of life Îmai is attempting to breed through its female customers.

Cover-Up:

A strange detail about this particular Midnight Article is that, previously, no other Midnight Paper received by this online user had important details such as names expunged. Indeed, it appears that either Îmai or the Midnight Paper itself has erased the name of the victim in question in order to make finding out who she was, or what happened to her, impossible.

If Îmai is behind this, the company is powerful enough to alter the Midnight Article being written about their product. If it was the Midnight Paper, perhaps it was trying to protect its readers by making any investigation into the woman's fate impossible. Perhaps the Paper was trying to keep its readers away from Îmai itself...or perhaps it was trying to keep them away from the newborn.